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    Wo wir gerade dabei sind ...


    Neulich im Oval office:

    George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?

    Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.

    George: Great. Lay it on me.

    Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.

    George: That's what I want to know.

    Condi: That's what I'm telling you.

    George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?

    Condi: Yes.

    George: I mean the fellow's name.

    Condi: Hu.

    George: The guy in China.

    Condi: Hu.

    George: The new leader of China.

    Condi: Hu.

    George: The Chinaman!

    Condi: Hu is leading China.

    George: Now whaddya' asking me for?

    Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.

    George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?

    Condi: That's the man's name.

    George: That's who's name?

    Condi: Yes.

    George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of
    China?

    Condi: Yes, sir.

    George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the
    Middle East.

    Condi: That's correct.

    George: Then who is in China?

    Condi: Yes, sir.

    George: Yassir is in China?

    Condi: No, sir.

    George: Then who is?

    Condi: Yes, sir.

    George: Yassir?

    Condi: No, sir.

    George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of
    China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.

    Condi: Kofi?

    George: No, thanks.

    Condi: You want Kofi?

    George: No.

    Condi: You don't want Kofi.

    George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk.
    And then get me the U.N.

    Condi: Yes, sir.

    George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.

    Condi: Kofi?

    George: Milk! Will you please make the call?

    Condi: And call who?

    George: Who is the guy at the U.N?

    Condi: Hu is the guy in China.

    George: Will you stay out of China?!

    Condi: Yes, sir.

    George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the
    U.N.

    Condi: Kofi.

    George: All right! With cream and two sugars.
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  • #2
    geil
    h.a.n.d.
    Schmalle

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    http://blog.schmalenberger.it



    Wichtige Anmerkung: Ich habe keine Probleme mit Alkohol ...
    ... nur ohne :-)

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    • #3
      Irre
      Gestern standen wir am Abgrund, aber heute sind wir einen großen Schritt weiter.

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      • #4
        ablach
        ¨¯¨`·-.,¸_¸,.-·´¨¯¨`·-.,¸_¸,.-·´¨¯¨
        ich bin ein teil von jener kraft, die gutes will und böses schafft ...
        -_¸,.-·´¨¯¨`·-.,¸_¸,.-·´¨¯¨`·-.,¸_-

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          • #6
            *auchgeilfind*

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