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never lie to a child
A nude guy was sunbathing at the beach.
A little **************** comes up to him, he covers his private parts with a newspaper.
The little **************** says, "What's under there?"
So the man answers, "A bird."
The **************** goes away and the man falls asleep.
When he wakes up, he is in a hospital and in great pain. A doctor comes up to his bed and asks, "What happened?"
The man answers, "I don't know. I was at the beach and I fell asleep after talking to a little ****************."
So the doctor tells this to the Police, and they go to the beach to find any witnesses.
When they get there, they see the little **************** the man was talking about. So they ask her if she did anything to the man.
She answers, "I didn't do anything to the man, but while he was sleeping, I played with his bird.
After a while, it spat at me, so I broke its neck, burnt its nest, and smashed all its eggs!!"
A little **************** comes up to him, he covers his private parts with a newspaper.
The little **************** says, "What's under there?"
So the man answers, "A bird."
The **************** goes away and the man falls asleep.
When he wakes up, he is in a hospital and in great pain. A doctor comes up to his bed and asks, "What happened?"
The man answers, "I don't know. I was at the beach and I fell asleep after talking to a little ****************."
So the doctor tells this to the Police, and they go to the beach to find any witnesses.
When they get there, they see the little **************** the man was talking about. So they ask her if she did anything to the man.
She answers, "I didn't do anything to the man, but while he was sleeping, I played with his bird.
After a while, it spat at me, so I broke its neck, burnt its nest, and smashed all its eggs!!"
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