> for those of you going on leave soon don't forget to activate your out of office....
>
>
>
> The Best - "Out-Of-Office" E-mail Auto-Replies you can set in your computer
>
> 1: I am currently out at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to get the position. Be prepared for my mood.
>
> 2: I'm not really out of the office. I'm just ignoring you.
>
> 3: You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out of the office.
> If I was in, chances are you wouldn't have received anything at all.
>
> 4: Sorry to have missed you but I am at the doctors having my brain removed so that I may be promoted to management.
>
> 5: I will be unable to delete all the unread, worthless emails you send me until I return
> from vacation on 18/4. Please be patient and your mail will be deleted in the order it was received.
>
> 6: Thank you for your email. Your credit card has been charged $5.99 for the first ten words and $1.99 for each additional word in your message.
>
> 7: The e-mail server is unable to verify your server connection and is unable to deliver this message.
> Please restart your computer and try sending again.'
> (The beauty of this is that when you return, you can see how many in-duh-viduals did this over and over).
>
> 8: Thank you for your message, which has been added to a queuing system. You are currently in 352nd place,
> and can expect to receive a reply in approximately 19 weeks.
>
> 9: Please reply to this e-mail so I will know that you got this message. I am on holiday. Your e-mail has been deleted.
>
> 10: Hi. I'm thinking about what you've just sent me. Please wait by your PC for my response.
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> 11: Hi! I'm busy negotiating the salary for my new job. Don't bother to leave me any messages.
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> 12: I've run away to join a different circus.
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> 13: I will be out of the office for the next 2 weeks for medical reasons. When I return, please refer to me as 'Loretta' instead of 'Steve'.
>
>
>
> The Best - "Out-Of-Office" E-mail Auto-Replies you can set in your computer
>
> 1: I am currently out at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to get the position. Be prepared for my mood.
>
> 2: I'm not really out of the office. I'm just ignoring you.
>
> 3: You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out of the office.
> If I was in, chances are you wouldn't have received anything at all.
>
> 4: Sorry to have missed you but I am at the doctors having my brain removed so that I may be promoted to management.
>
> 5: I will be unable to delete all the unread, worthless emails you send me until I return
> from vacation on 18/4. Please be patient and your mail will be deleted in the order it was received.
>
> 6: Thank you for your email. Your credit card has been charged $5.99 for the first ten words and $1.99 for each additional word in your message.
>
> 7: The e-mail server is unable to verify your server connection and is unable to deliver this message.
> Please restart your computer and try sending again.'
> (The beauty of this is that when you return, you can see how many in-duh-viduals did this over and over).
>
> 8: Thank you for your message, which has been added to a queuing system. You are currently in 352nd place,
> and can expect to receive a reply in approximately 19 weeks.
>
> 9: Please reply to this e-mail so I will know that you got this message. I am on holiday. Your e-mail has been deleted.
>
> 10: Hi. I'm thinking about what you've just sent me. Please wait by your PC for my response.
>
> 11: Hi! I'm busy negotiating the salary for my new job. Don't bother to leave me any messages.
>
> 12: I've run away to join a different circus.
>
> 13: I will be out of the office for the next 2 weeks for medical reasons. When I return, please refer to me as 'Loretta' instead of 'Steve'.
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